Ok, I realize that you probably started reading our blog because you’re a member of WUD music, or clicked a link on Facebook, or have an intense interest in the Mayercraft Carrier (Our top three search terms: John Mayer, Mayercraft, John Mayer cruise. This is depressing). But I sincerely hope you’re the guy who found our blog by typing these search terms into Google. Because then you’ve made my day.
“Wolf In A Spacesuit” — Somebody went through seven pages of results, only to get to this. At least you, dedicated Wolf In A Spacesuit fan, have their email address so you can stalk them or something.
“Ski Slalom” — not just one, but two people passed up both Spanish version of a ski slalom flash game AND a video of the perfect ski slalom run in Wii Fit to read about how it may be an allegory for cocaine use.
“Andrew Bird Hot” — Andrew Bird is many things. Hot is not one of them.
Tokyo Police Club Movie — Somebody needs to prevent this from happening. Congress, maybe. (On a side note, it looks like one fucked up movie)
Antietam battlefield pictures — “Andrew Bird Hot” returns over 12 times more hits than pictures from the bloodiest battle of the Civil War. Just sayin.
“Fuck on terrace” — maybe more interesting than anything we could have posted up here is how often Google returned “bears fuck on terrace.”
History of the Flint Tropics — Some guys were pathetic enough to name their intramural basketball team after a movie of outstanding mediocrity. We rightly rip them a new asshole.
weezer lil wayne lost respect — We’re the first ones to come up for this profanely specific search. Good work, team.
I suppose I should put something music-y up here. After all, we are a music blog. So, uh… I’m listening to Gang Gang Dance right now. Yeah.
-Dylan Hill
